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Rm3000?

In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month

(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose

monthly income does not reach RM3,000,

but, to make things simple,

let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right? Okay, let's start rolling

with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100

(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775

(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155

(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400

(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300

(go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650

(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750

(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80

(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20

(RM1/day, eat bread?)

Schoolfees: RM30

(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100

(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50

(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100

(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...

No Astro,

no movie @ cinema,

no DVD,

no CD

no online

cannot KFC,

cannot McDonald,

cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),

no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up..

WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...EPF belum potong, income tax

lagi........oledi RM3,610 ...

Hw to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle? How to change?

Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of

rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry... it shouldbe Malaysians

Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!! Our politicians must be

mad!!!! Please forward andcomment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah

Loong around..

Calvin went to John's house for dinner.

John was talking to his wife:" Sweetie, can you please get the drinks out?"

Calvin then tell John:" Hey man, you both are sure lovely. It's been 15years since you're married and you still address her as Sweetie ! I wish I could do that."

John then whisper at Calvin's ears:" Well, I actually forgotten her name for many years."

=.=

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'. He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM


Have a good day!